Bounty Hunter II - Pit Of Carkoon

How many Bounty Hunters does it take to knock a Jedi and a Scoundrel into the Pit Of Carkoon?

Apparently not enough?

This is the second video in the Bounty Hunter Series. I posted the first one here last year and hadn't seen the new one until now.

It always reminds me  of Topless Robots #3 reason why Luke Skywalker is a complete idiot

3) His Insanely Stupid Plan To Rescue Han Solo from Jabba The Hutt
Let us imagine that Luke Skywalker is trying to tell you his plan to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt.
Luke: "Okay so, first we get Lando Calrissian posing as a guard inside Jabba's Palace."
You: "How do we do that?"
Luke: "We just get him a costume and he--just walks in."
You: "Um, okay, say it's that easy. So then Lando gets Han out of the carbonite and we pick them up and get away?"
Luke: "No. What happens next is that I put my lightsaber in a hidden compartment in R2-D2 and send R2-D2 and C3PO to Jabba the Hutt as gifts."
You: "Wait, why-"
Luke: "Just listen. Next we have Leia pose as a bounty hunter arriving at Jabba's palace with Chewbacca captured. She's going to hand over Chewbacca to Jabba."
You: "Wait, why? Wouldn't that mean we would now have to rescue Han Solo, Chewbacca, R2-D2 and C3PO? That just makes it more difficult, right?"
Luke: "Just go with me here. Next, Leia is going to sneak around at night and get Han Solo out of the carbonite, but get captured."
You: "What? Why would we get everyone captured like that?"
Luke: "Now I'll show up, use my Force powers to get in to Jabba's fortress, get past the guards to an audience before Jabba and then use my Jedi mind trick to get Jabba to release everyone. If that doesn't work, then I'll get captured."
You: "Okay, if you can just use your Force powers to get in to the palace and all the way to Jabba, then let's just have you go in right now and get Han out."
Luke: "No, that's stupid. I'm going to get myself captured. Because then you see, we'll be taken to the sarlacc pit and then, when we're on the skiff, I'll get sent out first and then R2-D2 will manage to get to the top of Jabba's sail barge and shoot out my lightsaber, and then with Lando's help, we'll just--rescue everyone and then everything will be fine!"
You: "That is the stupidest plan I've ever heard of."
Luke:"I've thought of everything."
You: "Clearly you didn't."

Oh, poor Luke! I know you're still new to being a Jedi... but, really? Really? 

Thanks to DBSW for this great video

Han And Leia - A Romantic Comedy

If this were an actual movie, I would totally go see it.

Oh wait... it is :P

But seriously though, that would make a great romantic comedy and I just happen to love that genre. Not to mention that the voice over was perfectly placed and seemed to be made for this trailer and not "You've Got Mail"

She was a Princess with rebellious ties,

He was a scoundrel who was only in it for himself

hehehe...

I guess while we're on the topic of Star Wars romantic comedies, we could do a whole bunch

She was a Senator who wanted peace for her planet

He was a Jedi apprentice forbidden to fall in love

She was the Emperor's Hand, sworn to revenge his death

He was the Jedi who helped bring him down

They were sworn enemies that fate could not keep apart

She was a slave dancer for a mobster Hutt

He was a bounty hunter who loved the chase...

He was a gambler who lost his ship

He was a scoundrel with an eye for easy money

could there bromance last in the face of the empire?

She was a Princess of a lost planet

He was a farm boy from a far off world

What would happen when they found out they were twins?

That last one is just too weird :P

Let's Get It On With Lando

When I first started to watch this, I thought it was stupid, and really, it is. But the more I watched it, the funnier it became. By the end I was laughing hysterically. Personally, I love Lando's arms flying about with no rhyme or reason.

Plus, he so easily could've been crooning to Leia, but I love that they chose Han instead. Glee!

It gives a new meaning to their little spat and Lando making it up to him later on ;)

Who ever made this did a great job. Well done my friend, well done!

Why I Wish I Was At Celebration V

Man, sometimes being broke in Canada is no fun. Now don't get me wrong, I love Canada and really wouldn't want to live anywhere else, but sometimes I think it would be nice if we had more of the things I love, like Disney World. I've always wished that they would put a Disney Canada right outside of Toronto. I would totally live there if I could. Not to mention that maybe once a year we would have something as awesome as the Star Wars Celebrations. I mean, come on, Disney AND Star Wars, can you think of a more amazing combination? This geek girl can't.

This year in Orlando (not Canada) they will be having this wonderful event. Celebration V starts in a few days and I am TOTALLY jealous of anyone who's going. I wish I was going, but alas I don't make enough money to save up for flights, tickets, hotels, food and all that stuff (at least not yet).

If you're like me and can't make it, here are some of the cool things that we will be missing;

THE MAIN EVENT

The hotly anticipated, hour-long interview between comedian Jon Stewart and Star Wars creator George Lucas will happen on Saturday, August 14 on the Celebration Main Stage. The event is currently scheduled for 11:00 AM. Because we want as many fans as possible to enjoy The Main Event as it happens, we have created a wrist band entry system.

Star Wars Celebration V is proud to present The Main Event — a live, on-stage interview with Saga creator George Lucas hosted by The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart. The hour-long, candid conversation will spark a discourse sure to shed light on the storied history of the Star Wars Saga — from its past to its future, with insider insights about the many steps along the way. A self-proclaimed lover of Lucas’ “galaxy far, far away,” Stewart brings a fan sensibility to the interview, aiming to focus on areas of interest to the many diverse and devoted groups that have helped Star Wars endure for more than thirty years. In addition to the dialogue between Lucas and Stewart, fan questions can be submitted, too!

The Bearded One, The Flanneled One, Mr. George Lucas Himself!

This would be totally worth seeing, you know, if I were going. I do think it's neat that you can submit questions as well. I thought about submitting a question, but how would I ever know if it got answered?

Plus, check out who'll also be there; Carrie Fisher (YAY), Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Ray Park, Warwick Davis, Tim Rose (Ackbar), Caroline Blakiston (Mon Mothma), Paul Blake (Greedo), Jake Lloyd (young Anakin Skywalker), and numerous other supporting cast members from the six feature films will be there signing autographs.

Oh I want to go!!!

THE ART SHOW

Star Wars artists of extraordinary vision will be exhibiting and selling their original prints at Celebration V. Each of the artists listed here will have a limited number of prints available, created exclusively for the show, for sale August 12-15 as part of the Celebration Art Show.

Artists such as Jerry Vanderstelt, Chris Trevas, Cat Staggs, Kevin Graham, Ben Curtis Jones, Joe Corroney, Russell Walks, and two of my favorite artists Grant Gould and Katie Cook (who you've probably heard me talk about a few times before) and many more.

This is the type of art you would get to see! (By Russel Walks)

STAR WARS INKFUSION TATTOO FESTIVAL

The Star Wars tattoo program returns to Celebration V, but this time with a new twist. Not just displaying works of Star Wars art adorning flesh, bold fans will be able to get tattooed live at the show! What better place to get a permanent memento of Star Wars fandom than at the biggest Star Wars Party this side of the Galaxy? Artist Marc Draven is heading up the Celebration live tattooing area, and Shane Turgeon, author of The Force in the Flesh, is returning to Celebration to coordinate another fantastic Star Wars tattoo art show.

Damn, this would've been the best place for me to get my Princess Leia tattoo and then go show Katie Cook! Sigh....

FASHION SHOWS

Its time to experience the stylish side of the galaxy far, far away with the first ever Celebration Fashion Show! Hosted by Ashley Eckstein, voice of Ahsoka Tano from The Clone Wars, fans will have a chance to check out the latest and greatest fashions from Lucasfilm’s leading licensees. Models will strut their stuff on the convention floor in a Kids show at 1pm and an Adult show at 4pm both Friday and Saturday. Don’t miss the fun - you may even see a surprise guest model or two!

Being the big HER UNIVERSE fan, I would totally head on over to see this show and see if I could meet Ashley in person. She's so hands on and personable with her site, I feel like I actually know her. As for surprise guests, I hear Katie Cook is going to be one of the models, probably modeling her shirt "Daddy's Little Girl". (Am I beginning to sound obsessed? I don't mean to be, I would just love to meet her.) and possibly Cat Staggs will be modeling "I Know" as well. (I really want both shirts)

Plus, I would love to pick up the Exclusive Empire Strikes Back necklace that will be there and not available online :(

STAR WARS SPEED DATING

30 Dates in Less Than a Parsec!

Looking for love in all the wrong Cantinas? Come join us for Star Wars Speed Dating, filled with good music, great company, and the thrilling potential to meet your own Angel of Iego, or Han Solo! The blind dates last three minutes, but if sparks fly, you're set for a lifetime of love. Two sessions will be held, one on Thursday, August 12th and the other on Saturday, August 14th. Sessions are free for CV attendees, and attendees can register on-site, but to guarantee a place, please sign up online by August 1. At both sessions, host Gi-Ganakin and his intergalactic crew will take you through the easy process of finding your ideal mate at CV. Music will be spun by DJ MadKidJedi, with ice-breaking assistance from TB-2709, otherwise known as the Scout Trooper of Love! (Note: This event is for only for Celebration V attendees 18 and over. All information you submit below will be kept confidential by the Celebration V team.)

Now I know I'm not into speed dating, plus I'm in a committed relationship with the nerd of my dreams, but a few years ago I would've given my right arm to do this. This just sounds like too much fun! Star Wars fans meeting Star Wars fans, just think of the matches that could be made here.

And who knows, if all goes well...

COMMITMENT CHAPEL

Commit Yourself to the Force...of Love!

For generations, Star Wars has brought people together in friendship, camaraderie, and even romance. Are you an arrogant young Jedi who—secretly—has a forbidden love for a beautiful Senator? Maybe you’re a Princess trying to choose between a scoundrel and a nice guy…who turns out to be your long-lost brother. If so, the Celebration V Commitment Chapel may be just the place for you!

No matter what side you’re on, express your allegiance through a fun, one-of-a-kind ceremony tailored to the “Light Side” or the “Dark Side” of the Force. Join the Rebellion or express your devotion to the Empire: This is your destiny!

Commitment ceremony includes:

Star Wars officiant – based on allegiance

Custom ceremony and vows in central event location

Official Star Wars Commitment Certificate with custom keepsake holder by Hallmark Cards

Post-ceremony commitment photo (also displayed publicly throughout Celebration V and on www.starwars.com)

Custom button to symbolize your union.

Gift bag filled with celebratory gifts from Hallmark

Hallmark Star Wars gift basket including this year's line of Keepsake Ornaments to be raffled, post-Celebration

All ceremonies are public, so invite family, fans, friends and enemies to celebrate the love!

Please note: These ceremonies are non-binding and will not be recognized under Florida State Law.

I almost wish that this was actually binding. This would be a BLAST! $75 is totally worth it as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I can talk Ron into going with me another year... hint, hint...

Plus, wouldn't it be fun to watch other people pledge themselves SW style? Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic.

CELEBRATION STORE

You’ll notice a new look to the Celebration V Store and a new emphasis on products and designs conceived and illustrated by fans for fans. We hope that you’ll enjoy your shopping experience! Please note that all items have been produced in limited quantities and we apologize if an item you want has sold out.

I've been browsing through the store and I want to buy sooo much stuff! (This is the other reason I can't afford to go, merchandise!)
Check out some of the AWESOME stuff that they will be carrying that we can't get because it's exclusive;

T-shirts

Other Awesome Stuff

If anyone who's reading this is actually going to Celebration V, please know that I don't mean any of the things I'm saying about you behind your back, and please have a wonderful time and pick me up some souvenirs, any of the above will do ;)

Blackstar Warrior - Lando At His Best

Oh man, I sooooo wish that this was real!

Just get some Colt 45 and we're ready to go.

That Lando is so suave and could teach Han a thing or two about the ladies.

If it's one thing I know about being a lady, it's that Scoundrels are awesome and irresistible!

That's why I started this club

Oh yes, it's true. You too can be apart of this awesome club!

Come on, you know you need more scoundrels in your life