Anakin's Not So Secret Weakness

Yes, we all know and love making fun of Anakin Skywalker and his huge dislike for sand.

But just how much dose he hate it? These artists know

I'm not sure who the artists are, but I love them for their sense of humor and understanding the hated sand

Tunage Tuesday - Star Wars Songs

Okay, so maybe you were expecting some actual videos or something for Tunage Tuesday, but believe me, these comics by LiberLibelula are much, much better

And if that didn't have you dying of laughter, perhaps this one will

Sooooooo goood!

Anakin... You're Breaking My Heart...

Thanks to Adam, who know better than to break a Star Wars Girl's heart.... or neck...

Star Wars Vs. Everything Else

Ever notice that a lot of movies are similar? Think Pocahontas and Avatar; same story, just with large blue people.

Well, people like to compare all sorts of different movies, especially with Star Wars.

The Avengers

(both played by a man who keeps playing the same character with a different name)

 

What, no Black Widow/Leia kicking ass? sadness :(

I will admit, most of these are pretty uncanny. But it also puts together a great dynamic. If it ain't broke, don't fix it :p

The Lion King

I will never watch these movies the same again! lol!

Thanks to Geek-art and Tiefighters for ruining my brain

Lightsaber Umbrellas

It's raining again.

That seems to happen a lot in the Spring. It's cold and wet, but it's cleaning the streets of all of Winter's crap, nourishing our gardens and helping to make things grow. I love the rain. I prefer the warmer Summer rains that I can go out and dance in, but all rain is good in my books. I know, I'm weird like that. While I'm loving the rain, most people don't feel the same. As soon as those first few drops start to fall, they run for shelter as if Godzilla himself were on the loose.

The other thing that I love about the rain is umbrellas. Umbrellas use to be boring, unless you were a kid, but these days you can find all sorts of awesome, colourful umbrellas that fit your personality. My umbrella is giant, pink and has red poka-dots on it. Yes, it's that awesome. It is beginning to fall apart after years of use though, so maybe it's time for me to get a new umbrella, something that really makes a statement about who I am....

But where can I find such a thing? The Star Destroyer Umbrella is still in concept...

What's this? Think Geek has something to show me?

This IS the umbrella you've been looking for.

Beyond the Outer Rim, spins a stormy planet. Long, long ago, climate change led to all the continents being submerged - forcing the inhabitants to build cities on stilts. The planet is, of course, known (by the few who know) as Kamino. Apart from always being rainy, it's a place famous for two exports: clones and Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas. While we can't sell you any clones (against Republic Law), we sure can sell you the 'brellas!
These Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas are just freaking awesome. The hilts have been scaled down a bit, so they are very comfortable to hold. And while the shafts don't light up, they are anodized (and a little sparkly) in the proper blade color. The canopy part even has the saber owner's affiliation insignia (Jedi or Imperial) silk-screened on it. These Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas are ready to turn heads while keeping yours dry! If you don't use one of these Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas, you will get wet when it rains. And then Vader will sadly bellow, "Nooooooooo!"

Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas

• Each umbrella has a different Lightsaber hilt (slightly scaled down for easier use).
• While it doesn't light up, each shaft is anodized in the proper color for the saber's blade.
• Each umbrella part has silk-screened insignia (either Jedi or Imperial) of the corresponding faction of the saber's owner.
• Choose yer saber:
• Anakin - blue shaft - Jedi insignia
• Darth Vader - red shaft - Imperial insignia
• Obi-Wan - blue shaft - Jedi insignia.
• Carrying sheath (with shoulder strap) included.
• Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible.
• Dimensions:
• Canopy Diameter: 47"
• Total Length: 39" 

 

Oh, Think Geek! I love you so! How did you know that this is exactly what I needed? How do you always know? Now, which one do I want? I've always loved Obi-Wan's lightsaber, but it looks to be the most uncomforable to hold out of all of them. I love the handle and colour of Anakin's, but do I really want Anakin's when I could have Darth Vader's or Obi-Wan's? Darth Vader's is pretty awesome, but I've always been more about the light side of the force than the dark... Oh what to choose...

 

Which one do you think I should get? And of course, which one is your favorite? Drop me a line and let me know. I do love comments, you know...

 

Thanks to So Geek Chic who also likes to stay dry and geeky at the same time.

"It was about you" - Birth of Darth Vader

Yes, ok, the acting isn'y very good in the new Star Wars movies, but the love story between Anakin and Padme has a soft spot in my heart.

Midichlorian Rhapsody

I know in the past that I've posted a few of these parodies, but this was too well done to pass up.

If you're a happy-go-lucky, I love everything Star Wars person like myself you'll probably love this. If you're an original elitist like some people I know, and you already know you're not going to like it, check it out anyway.

Nothing like a good poking fun at the prequels, right?

Plus, it's so easy to make fun of Anakin Skywalker. Especially when he's a child. I'm sure I wasn't alone when I cringed at the worst pick-up line ever used in cinema "Are you an Angel?"

If I were Padmé (I wish!) I probably would've laughed at him until he ran away crying. But then again, if I knew he was going to be such a hottie later on...

Well I probably still would've laughed at him.

Ok, so even later on, you know, after he got hot, it was still pretty easy to make fun of.

I just didn't as much. Even with the bad scripting, I still can't get enough of the love story. Make fun of me all you wish, but it's true, I still swoon when I see Anakin and Padmé together.

But this isn't about making fun of me and my love of the cheesy, this is about actually making fun of the cheesy!

I think my favorite part of this whole video was the Mace Windu section.

Mace Windu, you're so calm and levelheaded, oh, and bad-ass with your stupid purple lightsaber...

Sorry, that's a rant for another day...

Anyhoo, enjoy the video or enjoy making fun of the video. I know I did.

Star Wars Disco Dance

Oh my... (said in a really bad C-3PO accent)

This video is so awful that I couldn't stop laughing. It's not the music, as I happen to like the SW music done in disco (I have my ring tone set to it!), it's not even the really bad 70's background. What I love the most is the really bad choreography that's not even in sync, oh and the horribly shiny costumes.

What really blows me away are the sparks that seem to be flying between the 3PO and Vader. Was there some sort of underlining programming that Anakin put into him that we never knew about?

Anyway, this video makes me wish that I was back in high school so that I could gather my friends together and we could re-enact this for the talent show!

We could even buy bad costumes!!

 We would have to make our own Darth Vader ones, because none of the sites have costumes quite that bad.

Oh the fun it would be! We wouldn't be able to jump around like that though, which is a shame because it's such a good part of the dance. But I'm sure we could make up for it with some choppy movements.

Cheesy!

I know this is incredibly cheesy, but I can't help it!!
I Loooovvvveee this picture!

Something about the forbidden love between Padme and Anakin gets me every time.