Won't You Be My Valentine?

Yup, it's that day again. 

The day that commercialism and love has been forcing on us since Christmas was over.

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!

And what better way to show your love then sending a Star Wars Valentine's day card!

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

I tell ya, Star Wars puns are the real way to a woman's heart. Well, at least this woman.

And if you don't think that a piece of card stock is enough to woo your woman, perhaps it's time to really show her you care.

Now that's a real testament of true love!

Rum Friday!

It's Rum Friday everyone!!!

Well it is for me anyway and also for this sexy Jedi!

 

 I can't think of anyone else that I would rather drink rum with than Luke Skywalker

Ok, maybe one other person...

Remember to drink responsibly and all that stuff. Have a great weekend!

For Girls With Gamer Boyfriends

Ladies, are your boyfriends into video games?

Do they spend hours playing the new releases? 

Do you go neglected in the mean time?

Want a shirt that will make sure that your boyfriend only has eyes (and hands) for you?

Then, ladies, you come to the right place

Introducing the new Boob Controller Shirt!

 

Guarantee that your boyfriend will want to spend ours playing his favorite game: Boobs.

I imagine this is probably the next best thing from actually removing your shirt to get his attention.

Man, there have been so many times in my life that I could've used this shirt... (curse you Diablo II)

I don't know where it's actually from (found on Gizmodo), but I do want to find out so I can get me one for Valentines Day.

Superheroes Get all the Girls

 

Batman's so awesome he even gets the girls of Marvel!

And just look as those girls hanging off of Iron man wearing just bikinis!

 

Oh, who am I kidding, I'd be a groupie too if given half the chance :P

Star Wars/Adidas Shoes

These are AWESOME! I've heard rumors of these for awhile, but it's nice to know that they are finally available on the market, even if they're being advertised strangly. Was I the only one who thought that commercial was great, but strange?

Anyway, on to the shoes.

Feast your eyes on these little beauties!

AT-AT's anyone?

 How about a little Death Star from above?

 or from behind? (those TIE's are sneaky)

Maybe you like your sneakers to be good for smuggling?

Or for fighting with the resistance?

Maybe you just like to kick around the swamp?

Well, no matter what you relate to, be it the dark side

Be it big or small within the Empire,

If you're feeling a little rebelious,

Or anything in between,

Just have fun and enjoy these shoes! Get your very own here.

P.S. Personally, I've always felt like a little bit of a Princess (or a sexy slave depending on the day)

(it sucks that that there's no cool adidas picture for these awesome kicks)

Star Wars Disco Dance

Oh my... (said in a really bad C-3PO accent)

This video is so awful that I couldn't stop laughing. It's not the music, as I happen to like the SW music done in disco (I have my ring tone set to it!), it's not even the really bad 70's background. What I love the most is the really bad choreography that's not even in sync, oh and the horribly shiny costumes.

What really blows me away are the sparks that seem to be flying between the 3PO and Vader. Was there some sort of underlining programming that Anakin put into him that we never knew about?

Anyway, this video makes me wish that I was back in high school so that I could gather my friends together and we could re-enact this for the talent show!

We could even buy bad costumes!!

 We would have to make our own Darth Vader ones, because none of the sites have costumes quite that bad.

Oh the fun it would be! We wouldn't be able to jump around like that though, which is a shame because it's such a good part of the dance. But I'm sure we could make up for it with some choppy movements.