There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Oh, Chuck Norris, does your awesomeness know no bounds?
I didn't think so. Keep on being awesome, Chuck Norris, keep on being awesome.
Thanks to So Geek Chic, who knows a good Chuck Norris joke, but is too afraid of Chuck Norris to tell it. Probably a good idea.